Yes fans another breathless story from CNN and other sources about a South Carolina (hmm...that's in the 'south', right?) who spotted our savior and son of the creator of the universe on the back of a Walmart receipt.Yep, that's how the omnipotent communicate with us.
You can clearly see that that is Jesus, right? Wait, or is that Charles Manson? Or my bowling buddy, Mel?
What the hell is wrong with people? The couple in question said the image was 'breathtaking'. Yeah, sure is. . .IF YOUR A STUPID CORN PONE LIVING IN SOUTH FUCKING CAROLINA! You can see puppies in clouds too. You can see the image of Isaac Newton in your coffee grounds. We are wired to look for faces so we find faces where there are in fact none.
I've been over this before.
1. Nobody knows what Jesus really looked like so if you saw the image of a round bald guy that MIGHT be the image of Christ. How would you know?
2. Why in the hell do the news idiots cover this shit? Why? And they do it every time.
Somtimes I wish the south had won the civil war.
1 comment:
Glad to see you now have time to update this blog. And I couldn't agree with you more. The media is a mess in this country. And here in Chicago in particular, way too much air time is given to coverage of the goings on in the Catholic church. They never miss the cross carriers in Pilsen, the latest on the upcoming sainthood of the former Pope, Ash Wednesday, etc. Sickening!
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